Day 22: Slapping Pete Doherty
22.01.09: Currently sitting in the Tourist Centre opposite the jetty in Hillsborough, Carriacou island waiting for the guy who said he'd take me to Union Island in his speedboat (for a fee) to come back. He's been gone an hour. If anyone is reading this and is in the Caribbean and is BORED and has a speedboat, I NEED YOU MORE THAN PETE DOHERTY NEEDS A SLAP. I'm going to try and bungle my way up to St. Vincent today, but what I really need is passage to Barbados. Help! 7:30pm update: I finally got a small motor boat over to Union Island in the Grenadines at about midday, it only took about 40 minutes but I got utterly utterly drenched on the way over. Missed the coastguard leaving for St. Vincent in a goddamn SPEEDBOAT by five minutes. So I've progressed about 3 miles today. Still…