25.07.11-29.07.11:
Amy Winehouse passed away this week. I was never really a big fan (of the 500+ ‘songs of the day’ on this site, hers isn’t one of them), but I was given to wonder if the idiotic “pictures or they’re not dead” brigade that floated around the internets in the wake of Bin Laden’s demise would resurface.
I doubt they will, it was hardly something of a surprise that somebody who had lived so close to the edge for so many years finally shuffled off this moral coil. But, look at the facts: she was past her prime, she hadn’t done anything halfway decent in years, her recent performance in Serbia did little to suggest she was on the road to recovery… AND her so-called ‘death’ has made her record company a fat load of wodge.
We have MOTIVE, people! This looks like a case for The CIA, The Illuminati and the International Jewish Conspiracy!! After all, Amy was Jewish, maybe she was becoming an embarrassment, you know, like Princess Diana. Maybe ‘they’ decided to do her in. ‘They’ do things like that all the time, you know.
We have two options: to believe the meedja’s LIES… or attempt to uncover the TRUTH, you know, teach the controversy! It’s MUCH more likely that she is still alive and is being housed in a warehouse in New Mexico (like the Ark of the Covenant) OR she was murdered by her record company, the Elders of Zion, Fred Flintstone and Courtney Love.
These are FACTS. There is no scientific evidence for them, but they’re facts.
Of course, Winehouse’s family and friends seem to think she’s dead and look remarkably upset an’ all, but that just means they’re in on it… you know, like Bin Laden’s family, Al Qaeda, The Queen and the 9/11 widows.
Oh well, here’s a tribute video from a very rude man:
