Flags of the World >
Flags are great aren’t they? A big silly floaty sheet on a stick that says “hello – we’re British, or Dutch, or Equatoguinean” to all and sundry. On my travels around the world I’ve come to know and love a good number of them. Flags are important: they give us something to rally around that isn’t based on ethnicity, religion or which football team you support. In fact, if you watch this short video of Eddie Izzard here, you’ll see that the very foundations of the British Empire were built on the devilishly cunning use of a flag…
So for your viewing pleasure I’ve bought together all 201 flags from the countries I have visited (or am going to visit) on The Odyssey Expedition, and passed judgement on them all. Countries with striking, clear and chromatically pleasing flags will be applauded, countries with flags that are dull, complicated or have colour schemes that make your eyes sting will be given a silly hat and be told to sit in the corner. To make things nice and easy, I’ve come up with some icons to help us along.
The Good
![]() Good Colour Scheme Happens now and again |
![]() Striking Draws your attention |
![]() Two Tone Less is more |
Iconic Top of the Flag Polls |
![]() Mythology I have a thing for dragons |
![]() Bird The bird is the word |
The Bad
![]() Stars If all else fails, add some bloody stars |
![]() Moon Unfairly monopolised by the Ottomans and Dreamworks. |
![]() Sun Either I’m jealous or they’re just showing off. |
![]() Foliage Anything more than a leaf is too fiddly for my liking. |
![]() Type Flags are symbolic, words are symbollocks |
![]() Animals Wee beasties are for crests, not flags. |
The Ugly
![]() Bad Colour Scheme Some colours make queer bedfellows |
![]() Tricolour Down with this sort of thing. Careful now. |
![]() Dull The cardinal sin. Back to the drawing board. |
![]() Plagiarism Haven’t I seen you somewhere before? |
![]() Crest Crests are for school blazers, not flags |
![]() Eyesore Begone foul thing |
![]() Weaponry Neither big nor clever |
![]() Overt Religion A flag should unify a nation, not divide it. |
![]() Complicated If I can’t paint it on my face, it sucks |
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